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BankyW with his opon on the cover of Y!Naija magazine

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LadyGaga steps out in provocatively nude outfit

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Don Jazzy, way back in the days...in the church iGuess

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BALLOTELLI'S PREGNANT EX-GIRLFRIEND FINALLY RESPONDS TO HIS PRESS RELEASE

Ballotelli's ex-girlfriend has come out with an emtional press release describing how hurtful her ex's press statement was. Question is, who do we beleive now as they both wash their dirty linen in public. Who doesn't want a retirement plan tho, especially when your ex is a highly paid footballer...get the dubs? *winks* #dontdull! Sssh! I no talk anything ooO!

Her press release:

This child I desire with all my heart and I want it because it is not a child that arrived by chance but instead it is the fruit of love between two people and you know well what I am talking about. 

This letter was the only way I could speak to you. I am happy to take the DNA test but I still have the text messages you sent me from Krakow (during Euro 2012) in which you said you were happy with the news I had given you.

Even if the events of life have separated us you will be a present and responsible father, as well as one being full of love for his child. You know full well where to find me and I will always be ready to speak with you about the future of your child. Of our child.”

I’m writing this letter because I was left deeply hurt as a woman but also as a mother by what you said in your cold statement.

I find it unfair on your part that you wrote (if you indeed did write it) the insinuation that I was cashing in on the birth of our child. 

Dear Mario, and allow me to call you that, I have not been paid for any interview in which I spoke highly of you and of the life together I wanted and where I confirmed rumours that I was pregnant – my tummy is getting bigger all the time and it’s not easy to hide.

WIZKID &TIWA SAVAGE MADE PEPSI AMBASSADORS

Wizkid & Tiwa Savage yesterday

Starboy Wizkid and Tiwa Savage were unveiled as Pepsi ambassadors yesterday. It was an exclusive event that took place at Likwid in Lagos. We cant but congratulate them as they enjoy their mulla...iGuess they'd be smiling to the bank afterall. Huge #Cheddahs rolling in. Cheers guys

D'banj signs J Sleek to DB Records

J Sleek tweeted "Officially signed to @iamdbanj DB Records... Its World Wide Music History In the Making ... Ooshee!!"
That was yesterday, and from all indications, hez gonna be taking Don Jazzy's role in the new DB Records. From JSleek's successful outings with 2face's implication and a good fraction of his Unstoppable album to several other artists like Wizkid, one can only say his tides are going higher. Guess d'banj made the right choice tho. Best of luck on his new single - Oyato.

D'banj drops new single: Oyato

D'banj dropped his first single since creating his new record label DB records. The hit single he dropped today is titled OYATO, and according to him it is dedicated to his fans who stood by him.

BALOTELLI FINALLY DROPS PRESS RELEASE ON EX-GIRLFREIEND'S PREGNANCY

BALOTELLI'S PRESS RELASE

 
 'A few days ago I learned from third parties that Raffaella was pregnant. So I decided to contact her and it was only after I had questioned her that she confirmed it was true. I am very disappointed as I don't think it is right that I should learn this after four months.'
'I will accept full responsibility after a paternity test. I don't really want to speak publicly about my private life but I find that I have to explain once and for all, the nature of my relationship with Raffaella Fico. We split up in April and since then we have not seen or spoken to each other. I had nothing more to do with Raffaella's life and she had nothing more to do with mine.'
Raffaella knew then and she knows now, that I have no intention of getting back together with her. Out of respect for her I have never spoken about our relationship, even when things have been said that are not true.''I don't understand why Raffaella did not contact me to tell me about this - and I also find it disappointing that money is already being made from this with photographs and interviews being bought and sold.'
'I believe that Raffaella is already famous enough without having to exploit this story for publicity. This is the last time I am going to speak about this and I have no intention of responding or replying to anything Raffaella writes or says.'

NOLLYWOOD: This Halima Abubakar geh fine sha...uLike?

Hot or not? Like you've got a choice...hehe!

SEXUALLY STARVED WOMAN BITES NEIGHBOR'S NOSE FOR SLEEPING WITH HUSBAND! LOBATAN!!

A housewife, Mrs. Ruka Amoha who claimed her husband has denied her sexual intercourse for some months decided to vent her anger on her neighbour, Mrs. Yemi Adelani.

Ruka, who alleged that her husband, Wasiu Amoha, starved her of sex because he was enjoying an amorous affair with her neighbour, descended on Yemi and bit off her nose, during an argument at their apartment.

“I cannot accept a situation where Yemi is enjoying her husband and mine at the same time thus denying me the opportunity to enjoy my husband,” said Ruka, a mother of three. Click read more when to continue...

The incident happened at 13, Adealu Street, Dopemu, Lagos, southwest Nigeria.

 Doctors at the Lagos General Hospital, Orile Agege confirmed that Yemi’s nose was  badly damaged and she needs plastic surgery to survive.

 The victim, a mother of four kids, confirmed that Ruka accused her of sleeping with her husband.

 She denied ever having any affair with Wasiu, Ruka’s husband, who rented a room in the same building Ruka and her husband where reside.

 Yemi said that the difference between them is that she has been living peacefully with her husband unlike Ruka who was always fighting her husband and neighbours.

 Wasiu, the man at the centre of the storm confirmed to P.M.NEWS that he has been having constant quarrel with his wife, Ruka because of her behaviour.

 When P.M.NEWS asked him why he was not having sex with his wife, he said it was because of her constant quarrel with him and he had no peace of mind to even think about sex.

 On the day of the incident last week, Ruka reportedly ambushed Yemi and grabbed her nose and bit it off.

 She bled profusely and was rushed to the hospital where she was treated. But she is still expected to undergo plastic surgery on the nose.

 The police from Oke Odo Police Division later arrested Ruka. After interrogation, she was  charged before an Ikeja Magistrate’s Court sitting at Abule Egba  for assault and inflicting injury on Yemi.

 The offence, the police said, is contrary to Section 244 of the Criminal Code, Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2011.

 She pleaded not guilty.

 The presiding Magistrate, Mr. O.A. Komolafe granted her bail in the sum of N50,000 with two sureties in like sum; one of them must be her  blood relation.

 The matter was adjourned till 24 August, 2012 for mention.

She was remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri pending when she will fulfil  her bail condition.

SOURCE: LADUN LIADI'S BLOG

So Chris Okotie has a 9yrs old daughter...

My name is Aderemi Odutola, a granddaughter of Ogbeni Oja of Ijebu-Ode. I met Reverend Christopher Okotie in 1997. I was a young Pastor desperately looking for a good church where I could worship and God led me to the Household of God. Then, I had a music ministry, and because he was an ace musician, I took him as my mentor and strongly believed that he would help me one day. Along the line, something happened. We started seeing each other and I’ve done abortion for him three times before I decided to leave the last one”. Click to continue reading...

AIB: Okotie's alledged love child Tioluwani, though my source says she is a splitting image of the self-styled pastor, this blogger might be needing some glasses to decipher the resemblance seeing that my optical eyes can't seem to see it, abi una dey see am ni?

Why did she leave the last pregnancy and why is she coming out nine years after? ‘I left the pregnancy not for anything, but for the fact that he proposed to marry me’, she said, as tears welled up in her eyes. “Initially, I didn’t accept his proposal because of his wife, Tina. I couldn’t have married a married man. But he told me that his marriage to Tina was on the brink of collapse. He lied to me! Trouble, however, started immediately I got pregnant. He started behaving funny, unlike the amiable Pastor I met sometime back. At times, I would call him, but he wouldn’t pick or return my calls,” she said with a soft chuckle that betrayed a mien of good breeding and humility.

Her expression soon dissolved into a sad look when she recalled the moment she gave birth. ‘It dawned on me when I gave birth to our daughter that he was just a player. Ever since I gave birth to Tioluwani Okotie (our daughter), Reverend Chris has abandoned us in my family house in Opebi. It has not been easy at all taking care of our daughter all alone,” she said and opened a whirlpool of tears.

Does he send money for the child’s up-keep? “Money”? Remi said questioningly. She said further, “

Whenever I call him that his daughter needs something, he will be dribbling me, giving me one excuse or the other. I was highly disappointed when I heard he eventually married Stephanie Henshaw, his late friend’s wife.

He did not marry me with all the things I have been through because of him.” We visited the church and some church members who do not want their names to be mentioned, confirmed that they have seen the little girl who shares a striking resemblance with the Pastor. We further gathered that even at the children’s church, people always gather to look at the girl and unconsciously wonder aloud if she is for Reverend Chris or not.

We tried to confirm this story from this abundantly brilliant man of God to confirm the veracity of the story, but all efforts to reach him proved abortive.

Source: Niajapals

Tiwa Savage performs with slippers, Donjazzy wears Agbero shirt, as MAVIN crew wows crowd at industry night (their first performance ever).

MAVIN CREW @ INDUSTRY NIGHT

It was mad house performance from the MAVIN crew at the industry night. The energy was so much that some people implied they tried too hard, ofcos they did. The performance was great but, you can't but miss that extra energy and superswag that dbanj brings on stage during their mo'hit days. But this wasn't a mo'hit show afterall, its a MAVIN show (their first ever performance together), and they killed it. But Tiwa's slippers, Donjazzy's swagless shirt, the fact that they mimed, and that extra level of energy we've all gotten used to puts a question mark on the brand, class and professionalism of the crew. Besides, i never knew a whole Donjazzy could be such a backup singer...lol!

...more pix from idustry night.

Ali baba: Runs dey and RUNS dey

COMEDIAN ALI BABA DROPS A FUNNY SCRIPT 

Act One Scene 1
A 4 Bedroom Duplex in Parkview, IKOYI

Its morning and 3 Ladies are in different stages of getting ready for the Sunday morning

KEMI: (Knock Knock) Nkechi!!! Are you still sleeping? Get up jare!

NKECHI: Leave me alone! I want to sleep. Please click to continue reading...

KEMI: Get up o! When I was telling you to let us leave the club early last night, you were using your yansh to do kukere on that Aristole's thing at the AUTO LOUNGE. So get up oo

NKECHI: You are just jealous because you were not the one he liked.

KEMI: Me jealous? Of that shapeless round pig? God forbid!

NKECHI: (As the door opens) Don't abuse my man o!

KEMI: Hahaha! Your man indeed! Somebody you just danced with in a night club is your man..

NKECHI: Yes! Any man that gives me $1000 just for grinding against his john thomas is my man.

KEMI: It’s a lie! He must be loaded. And I saw him first o!

NKECHI: Don't even start. He is mine.

KEMI: Does he know you are married?

NKECHI: You of all people know what I have cannot be called marriage on any level!

KEMI: On what levels? You are MRS NKECHI MBADIWE. You live in one of your husband's houses...

NKECHI: Make I hear wordu jare! Which useless house? How many times does he sleep in that house?

KEMI: I was just playing with you na. Is this how you want to start your Sunday? Quarrelling over a man that is not even worth it

NKECHI: You were the one that started it na.

KEMI: Ok oh! Sorry. So what are we sharing? The guy or the money?

NKECHI: I will give you 200 dollars. And the guy is a no go area.

KEMI: HABA!!! Out of a whole 1k dollars?

NKECHI: You want more? Am I your smallie? Ok... Because you invited me, I will give you 300. And thats all. Na me dance and na me blow the guy...

KEMI: You what?!!!!

NKECHI: Whats what? I had to na. Since I said I couldn't go to his hotel with him as we had just met. And I was not safe.

KEMI: What?!!! Nkechiiii...

NKECHI: Na wetin na?

KEMI: So that was what you were doing when you entered that Rolls Royce! I bow to you o! So tell me what else happened?

Just as Nkechi was preping to talk... Another door opens down the hallway

NKECHI: You no tell me say Amina dey around? Why didn't she come with us yesterday?

KEMI: It's not Amina. They are her smallies from out of town. She arranges them for all those Alhajis

NKECHI: It's a lie!

KEMI: What's the lie there? (She lowers her voice to a whisper) She makes a kill from that racket.

A young lady, Mabel, in an undersized NYSC top worn over a-too-small-to-be-bum shorts bum shorts emerged from the hallway into the living room.

MABEL: Good morning Aunty Kay

KEMI: Morning sexy, you look hot!

MABEL: Thank you ma. (she turned to Nkechi and smiled) Good morning ma.

KEMI: Mabel, I bet you have not met my friend, Aunty Nkechi?

NKECHI: Stop that Kemi, my name is Nkechi. Nice meeting you.

MABEL: Morning ma. (rubbing her stomach) Aunty, I'm going to fix breakfast. What would you like to eat?

KEMI: Oh! Shit!!! I forgot I went shopping yesterday. All the things are in the back seat of the M-Class.

MABEL: Aunty let me get them (she starts towards the front door)

KEMI: Get what? Dressed like that? You want to kill our co-tenants? ABEG o!

NKECHI: What haven't people seen before? What if she were at a beach? ABEG go and bring the things my dear. I am very hungry.

Mabel smiled and winked at Kemi as she opened the door and dashed out to get the shopping bags.

KEMI: Don't encourage the young girl o.. (door opens again)

MABEL: Sorry, Aunty, where is the car key?

KEMI: Where did I drop that key again ooooooooooooo! Yes! Check my dressing table. It's the key with the LV key chain.

The two big babes watched her strut her Stuff across the living room to go get the key, as she half walked and half hurried out of sight into the bedrooms corridor... The shaking caught their eyes.

NKECHI: Chineke!!!!! Nigerian men are in trouble.

KEMI: This is nothing. If you see the other two friends they can make you think of being a lesbian.

NKECHI: Talk true. And they are all young like this Mabel girl?

KEMI: Noooo, younger, finer and more carefree....

MABEL: Is it this one?

KEMI: Yes dear, thanks... Your friends nko?

MABEL: AAHH! They have serious issues. One is drunk and the other said she met her match yesterday... When you people left that other club, we just stayed there and it was good we stayed... AUNTY let me bring the things in first so I can give you the full gist.

KEMI: OYA hurry. Come and tell me everything. So we missed ABI?

MABEL: As in... !!! ( She left the exclamation hanging as she rolled off towards the door and aware that four admiring, nearly jealous sets of eyes were on her bum. She didn't need to look back to confirm. AUNTY Kemi had hit on her before.)

NKECHI: Odiegwuuuu! If this girl handles any man, the man go just abandon him wife

KEMI: It doesn't follow like that o! It's not by having assets o. It's what you can do with what you have. Some babes have everything and a LEPA will lock down their guy like he is under house arrest... Ehen, leave these smallies, abeg tell me jare, did you get him to...

NKECHI: No. He was nearly there when someone tapped on the window to say they should start going. He just counted the dough and put it in my bra. I was about...

The door opened and it was Mabel returning with all the stuff from the car.

KEMI: Thanks honey pie... Do you need a hand?

MABEL: I'm good... What of the Vodka and Irish cream?

KEMI: In my car? ( Mabel nodded) don't remember buying any drinks. (she gazed at the ceiling and snapped her fingers) Now I remember. My driver was supposed to drop them for Chief in his office, but he said when he got there he saw that old witch called his wife and he came back with them. Will send them to him on Monday

NKECHI: What was she doing in the office? Thought you said she was not allowed in his office. Some women won't respect their age.

KEMI: Don't mind the old fool. She doesn't know that if it were not for me these Lagos girls would have since snatched and kept him. All the housewives don't know what selfless service a serious babe renders that keeps the marriage they brag about, together. If not for me Chief would have had nothing less than 7 kids outside matrimony.

NKECHI: If not for you... I don't understand.

KEMI: So you didn't hear that chief made me remove a pregnancy because he was going to be Knighted in the Catholic Church and he didn't want a scandal? So I obliged. And they were twins. Now he owes me for life. I am a staff of his company SEF. I'm a legit ghost worker. So he can't let me catch him trying nonsense with all these small small girls all around.

NKECHI: Otuotsha!!!! You don't say! Can you beat that? So what is your monthly salary? I hope you are a director at large.

KEMI: Hahaha! Director ke? I am co-owner o! I am on a monthly salary of N2m. And that is not just for being his girlfriend o! I was the one that helped arrange the facility that he set up his business with. I was also part of the debt recovery committee that wrote it off as part of our bad loans. So if you check am I have more rights to that office than his wife SEF.

Breakfast is ready!!! It was Mabel.

They moved to the dining table.

KEMI: Ok. Are your friends not joining us?

MABEL: AUNTY, please leave them let them sleep and rest. We have a thanksgiving party to attend this afternoon and a birthday party at Eko Hotel later tonight.

KEMI: WOW!! So when are you guys going to get some rest?

MABEL: Rest ke? AUNTY!!! Haven't you heard Aunty Amina say no food for lazy man?

NKECHI: (Feeling left out of the convo joined in) That's true my sister. Make the money girlfriend.

KEMI: When did Amina say she will be back?

MABEL: This afternoon. I saw her driver cleaning her car when I went out to bring the things from the car.

NKECHI: Did he see you looking like this?

MABEL: Aunty he can only look. If he thinks about this whole package he will just die. This is way and above his dreams... Do you want sausages too, Aunty Nkechi?

As the sausages were being placed on Nkechi's plate, the two sleeping beauties emerged from the room.

Pamela and Esohe, were very good friends. They practically did everything together. Everything.

MORNING!!!! They both chorused.

PAMELA: I am so so tired. Yesterday was off the shizzle!

ESOHE: Easy for you to say. How I wish you were the one that got the maniac! He must have been a horse in his former life. Osonobua! I pity his wife.

PAMELA: And to think I nearly fell for him... God likes me o!

KEMI AND NKECHI: (laughed)

ESOHE: Just leave God out of this. You were just lucky. I am sure if you were not dancing Azonto with that wanna be musician, the randy orobo addicted idiot would have picked you. I saw it in his eyes. I just thought he had class. How I wish it's possible to know from just looking at a guy.

MABEL: It's ok girls. Finish your food and go clean up the room... AUNTY Amina would soon ArrIve o! I can't shout.

The two young and restless girls quickly finished their food and got up from the table... Turned and headed to the room. Beautiful girls, thought Nkechi. Yummie! Thought Kemi. Stubborn and badly behaved girls thought Mabel.

Soon as they were out of sight...

KEMI: EHEN! Our gist nko?

NKECHI: Yes o! Let's hear it.

MANDY: That's true. Let me first clear the dishes.

NOOOOOOOOO! Chorused the aunties. And all three ladies bust into hearty laughter.

MABEL: Anyway, as I was saying that time, when you guys left us at Number10, we were just dancing with ourselves. Then from nowhere so many girls started arriving. Apparently, gist had gone round that some big boys were upstairs on the VIP floor. This was about 3am.

KEMI: That was about when we left Auto lounge too. (she has asked Nkechi who nodded in agreement)

MABEL: That’s true. I even tried to reach you. Wanted to tell you guys to pick us if you were heading home. And also to help me buy that Auto Lounge ASUUN.. Anyway, there was this guy, heard he was into oil and just got this big deal and his subsidy was in billions. So he sent the manager to come call us. Pamela, ESOHE and I. So we went up. When we got up the stairs, that was when we knew that it was an exclusive party. We must have been like 10 girls in all...

PAMELA: May!!!! It's AUNTY Amina...

All they could make out from this side of the phone call were a few English words. The rest were in Hausa. Though not Hausa, Mabel a TIV girl spoke it fluently. So while waiting for the gist to continue, Nkechi, as expected, got worried about where the gist was going.

MABEL: Will give him the 10 thousand now. Would you like to eat anything when you get back?... Ok. Bye.

She excused the two aunties, dashed to get the money for the driver from the room. Came back out, went through the front door and called the driver... "ISIAKA!!!!" Yes ma! came the reply. After a few instructions the front door opened and closed.

MABEL: EHEN! Where did I stop?

NKECHI: You stopped at how many girls where there... Who were these guys?

MABEL: Several big boys. So one of them said he liked my maturity and how reserved I was and he said I should come sit by him. I then noticed he had lipstick stains on the zip area of his jeans. So I pretended to be angry and got up. He then sent the manager of the club to come beg me. When I went back, he then told me it was nothing serious. That there was this prostitute he met at Auto Lounge who offered to blow him for $1000 and he wanted to just experience it...

NKECHI: But you knew he was lying...

MABEL: What's my own? Whether he was lying or not didnt matter. I just turned it to my advantage. When he dropped us off at 6am I made him promise not to disrespect me like that again. He gave me $10,000 and I got 3 thousand each for my friends.

KEMI: Now that's my girl! You have that guy on the lock down!

NKECHI: MEN ARE PIGS!

Dried tears!

The day she died, I thought they lied

I tried to smile, but failed my mind

It came so mild, the news I heard

Till they met my eyes, her lifeless eyes

That wouldn’t lie, to my hopeful mind

And then I cried, wishing they lied

But my heart broke when papa cried

It dawned on me, she’ll never rise

Her dead body, all dressed in white

It happens once and never twice.

It dawned on me, what we call life

How it counts, and not our many lies

I love my ma, and her huge smiles

Her legacy lives on, and i'll make it count

For myself and her lucid life.

Its eleven years now, guess its a long time

Some part of me, still miss that lonely cry

That comes from within, on lonely nights

When i reminisce, on our deepest ties

Am a man now, it hurts more, but my tears dried.

Welcome to Queen Yansha's blog

Sup folks, welcome to Queen Yansha's blog. Its gonna be fun in here from celebrity gossips, to poetry, fashion, music, gizmos, articles, arguments...anything entertaining. Its not my blog, its our blog and that's exactly why its not Emee's blog but Queen Yansha's.

Just in case you're wondering where Queen Yansha came from, she was the character Mampi played in a drama in BBA Stargame. Named by Roki, on of the most creative word crafts i ever saw in my lifetime. Everyone fell in love with the name after he chisel it off his great mind, and i was a victim too...too bad he got evicted for the wrong reason. Nyways, i feel y'all can relate with it just like moi.

And finally this blog is dedicated to my mom. Today marks the 11th year she passed on, and she just happened to leave behind a great legacy. iLove my ma-don't beef cos you've got yours, more reasons my first post has to be about her.

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